So I read a fairly old joke in my gmail today, it was in Afrikaans and google asked if I’d like it translated:
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Seeing as though it’s the first time I’ve seen this feature within gmail I decided to try it out with some pretty funny consequences:

Afrikaans Joke Googles English Translation
DIE SPOOK DROL:
Jy voel hom uitkom, maar wanneer jy kyk, is daar niks in die toilet nie.

DIE SKOON DROL:
Jy voel hom uitkom, jy sien hom in die toilet, maar daar is niks op die papier nie.

DIE NAT DROL:
Die tipe waar jy jou gat 50 keer afvee, maar dit voel nog steeds vuil, dan moet jy toiletpapier in jou onderbroek sit sodat jy nie briekmerke los nie.

DIE SECOND-WAVE DROL:
Dit gebeur wanneer jy klaar is met die taak, jou broek tot by jou knee optrek en dan agterkom dat daar nog een oppad is.

DIE BARS-’N-AAR-IN-JOU-KOP DROL:
Die tipe waar jy so hard druk om die bliksem uit te kry dat jy letterlik ‘n hartaanval kry.

DIE BOOMSTOMP:
Die tipe drol wat so groot is, dat jy te bang is om hom weg te spoel sonder om hom eers in kleiner stukkies op te breek.

DIE FREE-FLOW-EXHAUST DROL:
Die tipe wat so hard raas wanneer hy uitkom, dat die kakhuisdeur eintlik rattle.

DIE MORNING-AFTER DROL:
Die tipe drol wat die oggend na ‘n heavy party uitkom. Sy bekendste kenmerk is die briekmerke wat hy onder in die toilet los.

DIE MIELIE DROL:
Die tipe drol waarin die mielies wat jy geeet het soos rosyntjies in ‘n muffin sit.

DIE EK-WENS-EK-KON DROL:
Die tipe waar jy gedink het jy moet, maar al wat uitkom is ‘n paar poepe.

DIE RUGBREEK DROL:
Die tipe drol wat so seermaak wanneer hy uitkom, dat jy dink hy het jou sideways verlaat.

DIE MICHAEL-SCHUMACHER DROL:
Die tipe wat so vinnig uitkom, dat hy jou hele hol nat spat.

DIE HANG DROL:
Hierdie drol weier om te val, al is jy klaar. Jy hoop maar net dat ‘n paar skutte hom sal laat afbreek.

DIE KAMEELPERD-SPIOEN DROL:
Hy steek sy lang kop in die water voor hy jou hol verlaat, verken vinnig sy omgewing en verdwyn dan spoorloos. ‘n Baie rare verskynsel.

DIE GEDOG DROL:
Jy’t gedog jy gaan poep, toe kak jy in jou broek!

The ghost wipe:
You feel him out, but when you look, there is nothing in the toilet.

THE NEW excrement:
You feel him out, you see him in the bathroom, but there is nothing on the paper.

the wet wipe :
The kind where you wipe the hole 50 times, but it still feels dirty, then you need toilet paper in your underpants are so you do not solve briekmerke.

THE SECOND WAVE-wipe:
This happens when you have completed the task, you pants to your knee up and then notice that there is still one way.

THE BARS-A-HAT-IN-YOUR-HEAD dung:
The type where you press so hard for the lightning to get you literally a heart attack get.

THE tree stump:
The type of excrement that is so big, that you are too afraid to wash him away without him, only in smaller pieces to break.

THE FREE-FLOW EXHAUST-dung:
The type of rage that is so hard when he out, that really kakhuisdeur Rattle.

THE MORNING-AFTER dung:
The type of excrement that the morning after a heavy party out. Its most famous feature is the briekmerke it under the toilet problem.

wipe the Maize:
The type of excrement which the maize that you have eaten like raisins in a muffin it.

IK-I WOULD LIKE-KON-dung:
The kind where you thought you should, but all were released a few poepe.

RUGBREEK THE dung:
The type of excrement so hurt when he came out, you think he has forsake you Sideways.

THE MICHAEL SCHUMACHER-dung:
The type that out so fast , that he all wet hollow splash.

wipe the side:
This excrement refusing to halt, if you’re ready. You just hope that a few pounds it will be dropped.

The Giraffe-spy dung:
he put his long head in the water before it leaves you hollow, explore its environment and quickly disappeared without trace. A very strange phenomenon.

wipe the thought:
You’ve thought you’re going to ground droppings when you shit in your pants!