Classic SEO quotes

Avinash Kaushik Quotes that Belong on Hallmark Cards:
(Specifically related to Analytics)

7. Not segmenting data is a crime against humanity.

6. Never let your campaigns write checks that your website can’t cash.

5. I believe God created the internet so we could fail faster.

4. Magazine advertisements are faith based initiatives.

3. All data needs context, even server errors go up and to the right over time.

2. Bounce rate is brilliantly dumb. It shows that your customers came, they puked, they left.

1. Social media is like teen sex, everyone wants to do it. No one actually knows how. When finally done, there is surprise it’s not better.

Kiteboarding Hurghada Egypt – Magawish Hotel

What a contrast, Beautiful blue water, Rough hard dry desert, and fat russian tourists.
Flying into hurghada the blue coral reefs are simply amazing from the air and coming into land we spotted kites up and polesurfers cruising across the water.
Had an airport holdup – prayer time – so we couldn’t interrupt the customs officer, to be expected really.
Driving through the town of Hurghada it reminded me that we were still on the african continent, unfinished building works and rubbish all over the place, but definite signs that they were trying to spruce the place up, although failing quite miserably.
Our transfer driver tried to sell us a trip to Luxor, at a ridiculous price, we declined.
The hotel reception reminded me of something out of a russian spy movie, shady characters smoking in the corners trying to look inconspicous, awful interior decor and well, fat russian tourists.

Eventually got to our room after almost murdering a reception monkey, a bellboy and the transfer driver, 22 hours worth of travelling will do that to you. (Did I mention Egypt Air is stuck in the 80’s?)

Headed to the Kite center, boards assembled and all sorted to get on the water, go out on my 11m and end up far downwind. Disaster. First lesson learned, wind is up at 9 / 10am and ends by 3 everyday, like clockwork.

I was on my 9m and 11m for almost every single day, I had to borrow a 14m for one day and had one session on my 7m. So 12 days later I was absolutely poked, body ached, hands were falling apart and I cracked a bone in my foot, but had one of the best kiting experiences ever, super flat water out at the sandbar, with consistent wind and warm warm water.
We didn’t venture out of the resort much, but after having 3-4 hour sessions every day, sometimes with another afternoon session, we didn’t have much energy, so stuck to a few beers at the shisha bar on the premises.

I read a review about the all inclusive restaurant before we went and it said the staff were like bolivian prison gaurds, this is totally not true, they were all fairly attentive (as attentive as an egyptian can be) and some were even friendly. The food was average but not bad by any standards, the variety was fine for a week, but after day 13 I couldn’t wait for something other than cafeteria food.

The Colona Watersports kite center was ok, a little bit pricey (45euro for the week for rescue / beach access and 70euro for 2 weeks), but the staff were easy going and always willing to help. The launch and land area was really tiny, and gusty and if it gets busy it can be a nightmare, but if you aren’t experienced enough, just dump your kite and they’ll come fetch you.

All in all a great holiday, just remember you are still in Africa and watch out for the fat russian tourists. (or Aim for them if they are in the water!!)

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Bing and Yahoo sitting in a tree…

Bing and Yahoo sitting in a tree…
So what does it mean?
There’s a fairly lengthy explanation in terms of SEO here:
http://www.seomoz.org/blog/top-10-things-the-microsoftyahoo-deal-change-for-seo
But what it really comes down to is this:
There are now two main Search players, Bing vs Google, all others will probably either fall by the wayside or be eaten up by one or the other.
Google now has one, very specific opposition, and Microsoft are probably out to give google a very good run for their money.
How they stack up:
Google:
Currently have superior presence, both US and internationally, consumers see them as a household name. Their webmaster tools / analytics / adsense management is very well established and easy to integrate with each other.
Bing:
Not a household name yet, webmaster tools etc needs a lot of work, and they do not have even close to the volumes of Google. They do however have one of the worlds largest corporations behind them, with reaches into most major economic centers.
(check out micosoft locations vs google locations to get an idea of local offices)
http://www.microsoft.com/worldwide/default.aspx
http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/locations.html

Microsoft has now acquired the search business of yahoo
http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/jul2009/tc20090728_826397.htm

So what does it mean?

There’s a fairly lengthy explanation in terms of SEO here: http://www.seomoz.org/blog/top-10-things-the-microsoftyahoo-deal-change-for-seo

But what it really comes down to is this:

There are now two main Search players, Bing vs Google, all others will probably either fall by the wayside or be eaten up by one or the other.

Google now has one, very specific opposition, and Microsoft are probably out to give google a very good run for their money.

How they stack up in my opinion:

Google:

Currently have superior presence, both US and internationally, consumers see them as a household name. Their webmaster tools / analytics / adsense management is very well established and easy to integrate with each other.

Bing:

Not a household name yet, webmaster tools etc needs a lot of work, and they do not have even close to the volumes of Google. They do however have one of the worlds largest corporations behind them, with reaches into most major economic centers.

Check out microsoft locations vs google locations to get an idea of local offices:

http://www.microsoft.com/worldwide/default.aspx

http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/locations.html

So it will be interesting to see how things play out, the tried and trusted brand or the oversize bully that is able to place it’s product exactly where it wants it, in your face.

Hurghada, Egypt wind reports/statistics and forecasts.

Hurghada wind reports/statistics and forecasts.
So i’ve been looking for sites that may have the current wind statisticss for hurghada because of my upcoming trip there in August, and found a lot of links broken or confusing.
So here’s a breakdown of what I’ve found so far:
The usual suspects:
http://www.windfinder.com/forecast/hurghada
http://www.windguru.cz/int/index.php?sc=13
(This one has an ‘adjusted’ forecast by colona watersports, not sure what that means as their station seems to be down.)
Very detailed report from the airport:
http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/HEGN/2009/7/22/DailyHistory.html
The only webcam I can find is here, and not at the magawish hotel where we are staying:
http://tommy-friedl.de/eng/webcam_e.php
I’ll add some more when and if I find any and report back if there’s any that the locals point us in the direction of when we are there.

I’ve been looking for sites that may have the current wind reports/statistics and forecasts for hurghada because of my upcoming trip there in August, and found a lot of links broken or confusing.

So here’s a breakdown of the only useful ones that I’ve found so far:

The usual suspects:

http://www.windfinder.com/forecast/hurghada

http://www.windguru.cz/int/index.php?sc=13

(This one has an ‘adjusted’ forecast by colona watersports, not sure what that means as their station seems to be down.)

Very detailed report from the airport:

http://www.wunderground.com/history/airport/HEGN/2009/7/22/DailyHistory.html

The only webcam I can find is here, and not at the magawish hotel where we are staying:

http://tommy-friedl.de/eng/webcam_e.php

I’ll add some more when and if I find any and report back if there’s any that the locals point us in the direction of when we are there.

Nobile IFS Pro Footpads – Awesomeness

So even if people say these footpads look dated,  I decided to go ahead and buy a pair for myself. I’ve been on the same Nobile 555 board for almost 3 years now, so my current footpads are worn out and were in desperate need of replacement.

IFS Pro Footpads

IFS Pro Footpads

@ R1000 for the pair they are pretty pricey, but that’s what you pay for imported goods down here in SA.

I wore them around the house for the first few days I had them and they were pretty comfy, the fit is absolutely perfect and the cushioning is spot on, not too hard, and firm in all the spots you need it to be. When you are wearing them around the house just make sure you take them off after a few beers, they can be kinda slippery on the tiles!!

I attached them on my board and had the first session on them last sunday, and they truly come into their own on the water, they actually felt as secure as wakeboarding bindings, not sure if it was the cushioning in the heel or the tightness around the top of my foot. My one foot went a bit numb after a bit but I managed to adjust the strap while riding, probably the easiest footstraps I’ve ever had to adjust.

So the only downside (Apart from the price) is the fact that you can easily get stones / sand in between the pad and the board, so I might stick them down with some silicone sealant. I don’t want to superglue them down because I will want to upgrade my board next season, brand new Nobile 132cm coming up!! Watch this space for a review on that…

Another Pic:

IFS-Pro-2-01

Google chrome OS strategy cards played a little early?

Google chrome OS strategy cards played a little early?
I saw that Google had mistakenly removed their free version of google apps the other day via @smneedham:
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/07/07/what-the-hell-happened-to-the-free-version-of-google-apps/?awesm=tcrn.ch_5IM&utm_campaign=techcrunch&utm_content=techcrunch-autopost&utm_medium=tcrn.ch-twitter&utm_source=direct-tcrn.ch
and then saw the announcement of the google chrome OS via @desbothma http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/07/introducing-google-chrome-os.html
and wondered whether this isn’t a case of them slipping up and showing their strategy cards a little early?
Bear with me for a minute here:
- Google creates a web biased operating system that is bundled with new netbooks, allowing absolutely no option to install any currently available desktop apps like the office suite.
- Users are forced to make use of the new, recently developed applications by the open source community
OR
- Users make use of the already developed and refined apps that Google themselves have developed.
- Then google starts charging for using all versions of Google Apps.
Bam, there you have the perfect Network effect, closing the loop around the unknowing consumer that is now forced into using the google apps.
The announcement also says:
“They want their data to be accessible to them wherever they are and not have to worry about losing their computer or forgetting to back up files.”
This may work in more developed countries where bandwidth costs are not a concern, but here in Africa it will cost you an arm and a leg to do your day to day spreadsheets and or word docs, so it will be interesting to see what their plan is for this side of the atlantic.
Google has replaced the link to the free version of Google Apps, but it will remain to be seen how far into the future that will last.
I saw that Google had mistakenly removed their free version of google apps the other day via @smneedham:
and then saw the announcement of the google chrome OS via @desbothmaintroducing-google-chrome-os)
and wondered whether this isn’t a case of them slipping up and showing their strategy cards a little early?
Bear with me for a minute here:
- Google creates a web biased operating system that is bundled with new netbooks, allowing absolutely no option to install any currently available desktop apps like the office suite.
- Users are forced to make use of the new, recently developed applications by the open source community
OR
- Users make use of the already developed and refined apps that Google themselves have developed.
- Then google starts charging for using all versions of Google Apps.
Bam, there you have the perfect Network effect, closing the loop around the unknowing consumer that is now forced into using the google apps.
This may be a little off topic, but the announcement also says:
“They want their data to be accessible to them wherever they are and not have to worry about losing their computer or forgetting to back up files.”
This may work in more developed countries where bandwidth costs are not a concern, but here in Africa it will cost you an arm and a leg to do your day to day spreadsheets and or word docs, so it will be interesting to see what their plan is for this side of the atlantic.
Google has replaced the link to the free version of Google Apps, but it will remain to be seen how far into the future that will last.

Google Adsense for Domains – an experiment.

So I decided to try a little experiment last night:

I added two google adsense for domains to my adsense account for the following two domains:

www.harpers.co.za

www.snapcracklepop.co.za
(Both are domains I registered for fun, and are purely placeholders for something I may do in the future)

Now it did take a while to configure in WHM as it involves being able to tweak your DNS and credit goes to Gary Illyes for his post at: http://devoracles.com/how-to-set-up-adsense-for-domains-on-cpanel-whm for his step by step guide. *Note that if you don’t have access to change your A records and cnames in DNS this is not going to work for you.

So now for the experiment, will google index these domains and show them as results in their listings? If they do I will be utterly dissapointed, as they are purely SPAM!! As all they are are pages with loads and loads of google ads! I can see why they would, because they are earning revenue from the ads, but as a google user I really don’t want to see them in my SERPS. (Thank you very much)

Now I will just have to wait and see whether they are indexed or not….

Hurghada, Egypt – 2 weeks of kiteboarding heaven.

So we are all booked up for our kiting holiday in hurghada, from the 15th August 2009 – 28th August 2009.

We are staying at the Magawish hotel in hurghada, in a room that is practically on the beach! The wind looks seriously sweet for that time of year so here’s hoping that we get a good run, I’ve heard that it can blow 14days straight around that time, all of it perfect for 7m or 9m kites. :)  (Did I mention the clear blue water that is nice and WARM!!)

I’ll keep this blog updated with pics and hopefully some vids (If Coopz buys the camera), so watch this space!

Staying at: http://www.magawish.com/

Magawish Hotel Location on google maps.

There’s a massive amount of flatwater, or at least thats what it looks like from the photo’s and from google earth, so I’ve got a few moves to work on: Flat 3, F16 and any other starter moves I may get in!!

Egyptian Embassy in Pretoria seemed very helpful, although they weren’t too impressed with the courier company I used to get the passports and visa applications there from Cape Town, they arrived at 3pm when they only accept applications 9-11am!

I was looking at doing a Diving course either there or here in SA before I go, but it seems to be about the same price:

bubbleblowers in Cape Town, 4 day Padi open water certification: R3200

colona 300 euro for the same.

Any suggestions? Leave them in the comments.

My Dentist is an e-marketing genius – or not.

One of the most interesting industries making use of e-marketing in SA are our Dentists, and I’m proud to say that my dentist is one of them. He sends out email newsletters every 2-3 months, he has a fairly keyword packed website and even has a blog!! I also seem to remember staring up at a poster with his URL on it the last time I was sat in his dentist chair.

Why you ask? – well I definitely did, and it seems as though ‘Dentist’ is a very competitive keyword in sa, (see google trends for dentist). On top of that, almost all of the first page of SERP’s for “dentist” are directories or News related articles, and only one of them is an actual dentist (based in hillcrest of all places). Myteeth is around 22nd, before this post, and the other ‘real dentist sites’ only number 3 in the top 30 spots for the keyword Dentist.

So with all of this in mind I still wondered why the big mailing campaign and the attempt at some SEO keyword stuffing on the site, and after actually reading the site I figured out that it’s a sales pitch for something way more sinister than a trip to the friendly dentist for a checkup – Cosmetic Dentistry.
Myteeth.co.za has links all over the place to free reports, new client specials, and it’s all a cover for…  getting veneers.

How Dissapointing.

I almost expect to find them right next to the free viagra ads in my spam mailbox some time in the future, whatever happened to the friendly neighbourhood dentist?

I also have some very broad SEO tips: get a few more cape town keywords on the homepage, get a geo.region and a geo.placename meta tag, this may help people searching for a keyword like cape town dentist.

I do however take my hat off to someone in an industry that isn’t traditionally very tech savvy for getting with the times and having something other than flyers in my windshield. I think there is still some work to be done on the SEO for his pages, I’m quite sure however that he may say the same about my teeth!.

Facebook /username and other URL’s

Damnit, I missed out on /tim.harper, but at least I’m no 1:

http://www.facebook.com/tim.harper1

For the un-techy bunch, Facebook opened up their  username urls today, so anybody can change from the old /id=83687248548356 url to the much friendlier one above.

I also have the following urls:

http://twitter.com/timharper

and:

http://www.linkedin.com/in/timothyharper

and I can be contacted on timharper27 <at> gmail dot com

not very consistent I know, but it’s a good job I got the http://www.timharper.co.za now isn’t it!!

More posts to follow!

Tim Harper

Tim Harper - cranking out a railey

Tim Harper - cranking out a railey


Tim Harper - A shot while kiting.

Tim Harper - A shot while kiting.